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Paper 3 laugh,

TIN&TUN

TIN: Whoever passes in paper 3

  Should get one girlfriend free

    Always meet up behind a tree

next year they should become 3

TUN: A year after they should become 4

TIN: A year after they should become 5

TUN: A year after they should become 6

TIN:  By that time probably he will be in ST6

TUN: If he has cleared CASC

TIN: What happens if he hasn't

TUN: Oh! He has to re-take paper 3

   With his first boy and his girlfriend free

 Has to study with the family below a tree.

Sorry for the non-sense, My BIPOLAR is relapsing and I am getting UNIPOLAR MANIA, after a long study for PAPER 3.

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Paper 3 (life event) induced relapse. :lol:

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who are TIN & TUN by the way??? :-? :-?

TIN is MADHUBALA

&

TUN is VYJAYANTHIMALA

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Paper 3 (life event) induced relapse. :lol:

Kindling hypothesis.......doesn't apply for UNIPOLAR MANIA though...

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who are TIN & TUN by the way??? :-? :-?

TIN is MADHUBALA

&

TUN is VYJAYANTHIMALA

lol.. thats a killer !!!

but great job on the composition man !!!

really enjoyed it :D

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New format Paper 3

College tera deen hain Diwana,

Haye Raam trainees ko dale daana.

Deenery teri trainees ko sambhalna,

Hai Raam locum kaa hain zamaana.

Jab jab training ki website dekhuu, dard saa dil mein jaage.

MMC taraf hi dil mera kheeche, ST tu mera laage, ST tu mera laaage.

Pehla pehla format hain

Pehli pehli exam hain,

Jaan ke bhi apply kiya,

Aisa mera training hain.

Yeh kahaan aa gaye hum....

Paper 3 ko padthe padthe.

Yeh raat hain, meri biwi aur bache so rahe hain,

Hum to Manchester notes haath mein pakadke ro rahe hain,

Yeh battiyon ki hain sarsarahat, Yaa new format MCQs hain?

yeh hawaa ka zonka hain, Yaa new format EMIs?

Kab tak sahe aur khamosh rahe hum?

Tanhai ki is raat udhar bhi hain idhar bhi.

Apply kiya, course pe bhi gaya,

Paper 3 se phir kyu dartha hain dil?

Kehta hain dil, Rasta mushkil

Maloom nahi hain kaha exam hall.

[They only confirmed my venue today]

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who are TIN & TUN by the way??? :-? :-?

TIN  is MADHUBALA

&

TUN is VYJAYANTHIMALA

lol.. thats a killer !!!

but great job on the composition man !!!

really enjoyed it :D

Thanks for the compliments

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what lyrics??

I hope ur manzil is not bollywood :lol: :lol: :lol:

Not if I pass Paper3

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we all are at mercy of the gr8 ROYAL COLLGE OF PSYCHIATRISTS :(

but keep up with ur compositions..they are really 8-)

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Wife: I should become some course material.

Huband: Why?

Wife: Then I will always be in your eyes..

Huband: You should become ST system

Wife: Why?

Huband: So that... I can change you and replace you... every now and then...according to my boss's wishes and needs.

Wife: Oh! Then I should become Paper 3 [question paper]

husband: Why.......?

Wife: Because... u ...fool. Still... u..don't know how terrible ..I am...BUT...you have to go through bit n bit

 of my entire body...like...it...or...not. yes...u have to. I will enjoy..Aha...

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No agreement, No letting fee  

 

My cerebral venticles are enlarged  

I am planning to let them out......  

 

You will get a large hippocampus for free  

 

Garden is full of neurofibrillary tangles...where u can freely hang out..  

 

Shared swimming pool..full of Lewy bodies..  

 

Childrens' play area..in Basal ganglion..  

You can use dorsolateral prefrontal cortex also...by paying some extra money.  

 

Unfurnished..you have to bring your own Serotonin and Noradrenaline.  

But there is plenty of Melatonin.  

 

It will be cleared of all the Dopamine before occupancy.  

 

White goods in excess..  

 

Free parking in Brocas motor area..  

 

Mamillary bodies for...first come ..first serve..  

 

hurry soon...offer ends on 11th March 2008.  

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

Did college send you lottery tickett... at last?

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

Eeyore - your sentence is two words too long......

Could we get a lithium level on LOVE stat please?

And a urine dipstick!

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

Did college send you lottery tickett... at last?

Not yet it seems. :'( otherwise I might be singing ur tunes. :lol: Have they sent it to u by mistake????? Pls redirect :lol: :lol:

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

Did college send you lottery tickett... at last?

Not yet it seems. :'( otherwise I might be singing ur tunes.  :lol: Have they sent it to u by mistake????? Pls redirect  :lol: :lol:

Yes...they have...by chance[P value - 0.9]...sorry by mistake. give me your address pleeeease...! 8-)

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Oh God u seem a bit wasted in Psychiatry :lol:

Did college send you lottery tickett... at last?

Not yet it seems. :'( otherwise I might be singing ur tunes. :lol: Have they sent it to u by mistake????? Pls redirect :lol: :lol:

Yes...they have...by chance[P value - 0.9]...sorry by mistake. give me your address pleeeease...! 8-)

Very SIGNIFICANT !!!!!!!!! You can find me shivering in one of the exam centres on 11th. :D

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I spoke to college today and expressed my concerns about heating in the exam hall,

That person was so rude.. he said to me that question paper is hot enough to heat me up.

He also confirmed that they can't pay any extra money for central heating

Instead they have planned to heat up each candidate individually.

Is this.. Cost minimization?

Cost effectiveness?

Cost benefit analysis?

Please help.

Before he kept the phone down....he also reminded me to take my photo ID and some Lignocaine/ lubricant jelly....!

... .. ..don't know why?

Anyway.....I have a big stock of Lignocaine jelly...as my partner is an Anaesthetist...mail me if anyone wants some.

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TUMHARE LIYE,

An IMG says to a ST job.

Koi jab tumhara contract thod de,

Tadaptha hua tumhe chod de,

Tab tum mera paas aana priye......

Yeh IMG ready hain...ready hi rahega...Tumhare Liye.

NHS jab banding kam karne lage,

Apne bhi tumhe chodke bhagne lage,

Tab tum mera paas aana priye

Yeh IMG ready hain..ready hi rahega tumahare liye.

Then St job says to IMG,

Tum to tehre pardesi

Saath kya nibhaoge.

Traning..paisa..sab kuch lootke,

Ghar ko laut jaoge.

Then IMG says,

Hum bewafa hargiz nathe,

Par tum wafa kar naa sake.

Tum ne daala, itni jor se,

Use hum bardash kar na sake.

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I spoke to college today and expressed my concerns about heating in the exam hall,

That person was so rude.. he said to me that question paper is hot enough to heat me up.

He also confirmed that they can't pay any extra money for central heating

Instead they have planned to heat up each candidate individually.

Is this.. Cost minimization?

Cost effectiveness?

Cost benefit analysis?

Please help.

Before he kept the phone down....he also reminded me to take my photo ID and some Lignocaine/ lubricant jelly....!

... .. ..don't know why?

Anyway.....I have a big stock of Lignocaine jelly...as my partner is an Anaesthetist...mail me if anyone wants some.

LOVE, you seem to have developed some kind of Rapport with the Royal *******, can u find out if they will allow mobiles in place of calculators? Until now I have been using my mobile to calculate. :(

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I spoke to college today and expressed my concerns about heating in the exam hall,

That person was so rude.. he said to me that question paper is hot enough to heat me up.

He also confirmed that they can't pay any extra money for central heating

Instead they have planned to heat up each candidate individually.

Is this.. Cost minimization?

Cost effectiveness?

Cost benefit analysis?

Please help.

Before he kept the phone down....he also reminded me to take my photo ID and some Lignocaine/ lubricant jelly....!

... .. ..don't know why?

Anyway.....I have a big stock of Lignocaine jelly...as my partner is an Anaesthetist...mail me if anyone wants some.

LOVE, you seem to have developed some kind of Rapport with the Royal *******, can u find out if they will allow mobiles in place of calculators? Until now I have been using my mobile to calculate. :(

Calculators are permitted for this exam because....there won't be any questions on calculations.

Candidates arriving later than 30 mins are not permitted because....there is hardly any chance for those who started from the beginning.

Do not fold, crease or make holes in the answer sheet...to let out your anger.

Do not dig into paper......that won't stop you from getting digged...!

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