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New Bollywood movies reviews

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Ta Ra Rum Pum,

    3 hours of pure torture. Absolutely crap, slow paced and a 'pakaoo' movie. Total waste of time, energy and money.

Has anyone seen 'Provoked' ?

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I dont think I will be keen to watch provoked, I'm sure it must be a brilliant film but I dont want to spend three hours of my life watching something that will make me feel worse than before going into the theatre

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Thanks Cleo and Rehan,

I don't really watch a lot of movies.

But now I can keep off the above mentioned movies.

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Keep off 'Namastey London'

Crap movie for many reasons

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i enjoyed life mein kabhie kabhie

intresting than most vikram bhatt movies !

its not a light movie

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I am waiting for Metro by Ram Gopal Verma - waiting to see Shilpa post Big Bro

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Dear All,

Surprisingly Provoked is a fantastic movie. It is not boring but very very interesting. It keeps one at the edge of the seat.

Is is Ash's movie all throughout. Great acting. This movie and Ash both deserve an Oscar. A must watch.

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Thanks for the review Cleo.

If Ash is there I should try to watch it.

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Keep off 'Namastey London'

Crap movie for many reasons

agree

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which movie thats currently playing would u guys recommend i take the current flame (who doesnt know a spit of hindi) to..

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Whoa Slarti boy,

when did that happen, you were happily unattached at the meet, or were you? :-?

p.s. I met Eug in Belfast, missed his flight and barely made it for the lunch(the best part of the day!)

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Whoa Slarti boy,

when did that happen, you were happily unattached at the meet, or were you? :-?

p.s. I met Eug in Belfast, missed his flight and barely made it for the lunch(the best part of the day!)

uhh.. actually i wasnt unattached.. had a lil arrangement.. had to next her when she didnt want to keep keeping it.. yes.. i am incorrigible.. :)

and that sounds just like the eug i know..  :D

and hey.. goodta see you back man..

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Thanks for the welcome Slarti,

Eug also mentioned that you are approaching a milestone soon. Care to share?

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Thanks for the welcome Slarti,

Eug also mentioned that you are approaching a milestone soon. Care to share?

yeah.. if i can sneak it in in the middle of the bollywood movies thread.. and hope it stays quiet.. i hit 30 today..

feel alright.. like where ive been.. where i am.. and where im going..

though an old cock switch does get turned in your head.. from what ive heard.. once you cross the big three-oh.. feeling a lot older.. but i kinda like it..

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Has anyone seen Nishabd ?

Total waste of time

Completely undeserved hype about dumb female lead Jiah Khan

Makers claimed it is inspired by Amreican beauty which is nothing but a publicity stunt

In fact this claim is an insult to the Oscar winning American Beauty

Bollywood film makers seem to think anything with A Bachchan sells

Avoid this one at any cost

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though an old [highlight]cock[/highlight] switch does get turned in your head.. from what ive heard.. once you cross the big three-oh.. feeling a lot older.. but i kinda like it..

you have a switch for that slarti now

wow

gr8 present for yourself

Happy birthday !!

looking forward to the release of metro, shootout at lokhandwala and Jhoom barabar Jhoom

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[highlight]This movie and Ash both deserve an Oscar[/highlight]

:lol: :lol:

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slarti happy bday bro and kiss my filthy chadee. I hit the big 3 a couple of years ago and I still feel like a 16 year old ready to pounce on anything with lipstick on.......men get naughty at 40 and ure just 30....uve got a long way to go.rock on dude........and happy bday again

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slarti happy bday bro and kiss my filthy chadee. I hit the big 3 a couple of years ago and I still feel like a 16 year old ready to pounce on anything with lipstick on.......men get naughty at 40 and ure just 30....uve got a long way to go.rock on dude........and happy bday again

Hold your horses there pechoo, I am assuming you dont share your superego password with your wife. There is enough incriminating evidence on this site to put you in the doghouse for a very very long time.

p.s. I know what you mean as I hit the big 'three zero' three years back!

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rehan its great to see someone with alittle more maturity and experience.hahahhaha

man age is just a number. I still enjoy the same things that I did 10-15 years ago ie rock music...Im obsessed with console games and watch every single movie even nishabd ;)

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For all you 'mature' men out there,

An old Jungle Saying

'Aadmi aur ghoda kabhi boodha nahin hota'

Translation:

Men and studs never become old

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slarti happy bday bro and kiss my filthy chadee. I hit the big 3 a couple of years ago and I still feel like a 16 year old ready to pounce on anything with lipstick on.......men get naughty at 40 and ure just 30....uve got a long way to go.rock on dude........and happy bday again

haha.. rehan and you have wives and you feel like that.. tut tut tut..

but why would you want to pounce on anything with lipstick on.. what about intelligence and charm and being smoking hot.. didnt that stud uncle you had when you were a kid ever tell you about standards..

but you guys still hafta recommend me movie..

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